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A political party, formed in Ripon Wisconsin in 1850s. Funny that their main platform was anti-slavery but now Democrats have the black vote. Lincoln was the first Republican, he was killed (durr). The elephant symbol was actually created in a cartoon after Democrats attempted to scare Republicans into thinking that President Grant would run for a 3rd term. The cartoon showed the Republicans as a huge elephant unscared by the rearing of the Democrat Jackass. The Republican philosophy encourages individual liberty, individual decision-making, entrepreneurship, and creativity.
I wish they'd be against welfare, food stamps, government grants, border jumpers (wet backs), and other idiots that ruin this fair country. They should be more for weed, drinking, and free liberties. But, you can't have both, so, between Republicans and Democrats, I choose the better compromise.
Democrats would be a whole lot smarter if they voted for Republicans
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A person who likes to keep his or her own money, rather than giving it to people who waste it, as they claim to be putting it to good use. Also, people who have moral fiber trying to help others see what is immoral and aid them in becoming moral. A political party who wants things to be fair to everyone, not fair to only the lower class but fair to all. A party that promotes business because business is what makes the world run. A political party that isnt even close to perfect, but is leaps and bounds above the leading competitor (democrats)
Due to my republican views, i hate all other entries in this string.
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Pimps. With Dubs on their Rides. Republicans are good, decent, hardworking Americans who oppose the gay, pro-choice, pro-stupid agendas of liberals. Whereas Republicans beleive in God & country, Democrats believe in sucking the country dry of its morals and values like the atheistic assholes they are.
Furthermore, Republicans aren't pussy ass bitches who complain and cry everytime we have to lay the smackdown on some country that commits genocide against its own people (Iraq, anyone?)
America runs shit, everybody else just lives here. But the Democrats get their feelings hurt when the French and Germans call us big meanies cuz we don't listen to their every command. Excuse me, monsieur, I am soooo sorry. Shut the fuck up and make me some Freedom Toast.
If that isn't enough, the Republicans are the only reason this country acts with the valor and courage to use its strength for making the world a better place, with one less dictator.
Anybody who thinks Republicans are homophobic, racist bigots is somebody who sucks waaaayyyy too much cock for their own good. Yeah, I guess Republicans are narrow-minded cuz they dont want their kids watching TV with some homo ramming another dude in the ass. What a bunch of assholes.
Also, the last thing you need to know is that the Republicans care about the poor MORE than the Democrats. What, you say? Yeah, if you've ever taken even a remedial economics course at your local community college you would know that transferance of money from the rich to the poor creates a system by which the incentive to work decreases for the impoverished. Thus, the economy suffers because there are less people in the labor force which in turn raises the unemployment rate and the rich have less money to invest into the economic infrastructure. If you're a Democrat, you were probably too asinine to understand the point or the words in front of you. Peace.
George Clooney: I am liberal dickwad who blows a lot of smoke up people's asses about what I think because as an actor, I am the foremost authority on fiscal and socio-economic policy. I also eat asshole for fun.
Bill O'Reilly: I'm one of millions of Republicans and I'm bout to beat yo ass you crybaby muthafucka. POW!!!
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I think it's almost hilarious that there are so many Democrat postings on a term that Democrats hate. First of all, not all Republicans are white. I am an Asian Republican in this fine country, and I don't believe that all people should starve/not have medicare/be forced to have children/etc. I believe in helping the poor: it's called charity. I also believe in taking care of yourself: it's called getting a good education and not footsing away your youth. Go out there and make something of yourself. Not all Republicans are trying to push others down. Not all Republicans are racist or white: I am clearly not Caucasian, but I am one of the strongest supporters of the GOP. It is unfortunate that we cannot exercise our beliefs. Why must the danky liberals attack our beliefs?
Republicans appreciate the third-party system of Democrats v. Republicans because it keeps America alive and unique. Republicans are more charitable and more kind than Democrats, who waste away 80% of their time trying to attack Republicans rather than defend their own political party.
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A person that believes that people are responsible for their own well-being. A person that believes that they are entitled to their own property. A person that believes that someone being poor is sad, but not responsible for it. A person that believes humans as a whole should look after themselves and mind their own business instead of "everybody being everyone's friend and sharing because it's the 'right' thing to give away something that you worked hard for."
A man drops out of high school because he thought it would be a better idea to persue his drug addiction. Five years later, he is now homeless.
Democrat Response: "Oh what a poor guy. We should take money from hard-working individuals so he can have a better life."
Republican Response: "Oh well. You should have thought about it."
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"A person located on the right-wing of the political spectrum, and something that I'm glad I am. Most voted for George W. Bush (or Bush), and helped him win his 2nd term to the Presidency.
Oh yeah, before I forget, Republicans DO NOT only represent the rich; I voted for him and I'm only MIDDLE class. Plus, the majority of the friends I have, including most of the lower class ones, voted for George Bush. Why would they vote Republican and be one if the Grand Old Party only benefitted the wealthy? Exactly...liberal credibility: out the window!
Source: Straight from E-ville, Apr 16, 2005"
You ask, why would middle and lower class people vote for George Bush? Because they are morons.
If you're rich and you vote for a Republican, you're greedy. If you're middle class and you vote for a Republican you're a moron.
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Truthful, know whats really going on, dont whine and cry about everything.
One hopes Republicans keep control of this nation.
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