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A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper
When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.
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A drunk chick, usually large in size. In a drunken state will rush you at the end of the night like a Rhino charging on the African Savanna. And typically in a drunken stupor you don't realize you're about to be taken advantage of. Happens frequently at the Flight 148 Lounge.
Damn look out here comes the White Rhino, it must be closing time. Scatter boys!!!!!!
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Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!
I would have won that Tourniment but Sir Fuckstick over there is a Rhino Hider
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From the movie "Jumanji" the last animal to run through in the stampede scene was a rhinocerous. Thus "The Last Rhino" is the slowest moving animal in a mixed herd. In any group of girls there is always a vulnerable target, she is "The Last Rhino".
When looking for women at the bar it is helpful to identify "The Last Rhino" in every group. Then you can strategically hit on them if closing time is drawing near and your hunting has been plagued by failure and or cockblockers. The herd will usually sacrafice its "Last Rhino" to save themselves.
Not necessarily indicative of size or appearance. Last Rhinos aren't always fat or unattractive, even in a group of hott chicks there is an easy target, she is "The Last Rhino"
Hey look at that group of girls, the one on the far left she's "The Last Rhino."
Gentlemen, last night was a success, The Last Rhino never saw me coming.
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A security guard with a giant shopping cart that intervenes into a security guard pursuit, that attempts to ram and demolish the cart of a shopping cart racer head-on at full speed in order to demolish their cart.
1: The security is really on our tail now. I hope we make it out alive!
2: LOOK OUT THERES A RHINO CART COMING AT US!
1: Phew, that was a close one wasn’t it man?
2: AHHH *he gets rammed by another one.*
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the act of performing anal after receiving a peppermint fattie
my girlfriend was giving me a peppermint fattie and i rolled her over and gave her a spearmint rhino
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When one's facebook wall has been assaulted numerous times by one person in a short time span.
Man, that chubi's wall got Rhino-Raped!
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