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Is when you sit on someones chest and alternate left and right punches to the face.
I told him not to mess with that crazy mick, every weekend he puts somebody in the saturday night ride.
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A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐
the Saturday between Black Friday and Cyber Monday
Happy small-business Saturday everyone
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An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.
It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.
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The passing of a beer (or otherwise appropriate malt beverage) from host to guest, upon arrival.
Dude's a good guy. I went to his party this weekend, he met me at the door with a Saturday Handshake.
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Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."
Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"
Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."
Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."
Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."
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Another way of saying send nudes
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday
Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES