Rural Dictionary

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.

I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.

by Bad C dev February 5, 2022

peel off a shell

2 shoot a gun. the bullet shell comes of the bullet when fired.

similar to pop a cap.

yo them bitch made ass fools was talkin some shit ima go peel off some shells at them bustas.

by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004

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mu shell

My BEST friend... and i freakin LOVE her....

"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..

you are my best friend..

and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..

well..

bye

--brittany