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A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.
The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.
To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.
If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.
My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.
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Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.
"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"
When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.
’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.
v. to teach someone a lesson or show them who's boss.
Derived from the joke: "How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel."
Dylan: What would you do if somebody hacked into your computer and changed your background to "Hello Kitty"?
Scott: I'd give that bitch a shovel!
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Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.
Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.
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One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.
The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.
"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."
"Yeah, but she had it coming."
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