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Lesley University

Formerly an all girls school with a dry campus in the very liberal community of Cambridge, MA. Lesley University has several schools under it including Lesley College and the Art Institute of Boston.

This year the school became coed and furthered drawing a huge divide between the Art Institute of Boston students, the Lesley girls, and the Lesley basketball boys. In addition, there is no longer a dry campus and drinking is allowed in dorms of students who are 21+ and served at school functions to 21+ students.

"I can't believe Lesley University is coed now. I came here to learn and not be distracted by boys!" -Lesley girl

"I can't believe we have to be around these Lesley University girls all the time. They think they are so much better than us." - AIB student

"Dude, look at all the chicks at Lesley University. I'm going to get trashed and bone every one of em." -Basketball boy

by Ninjabot December 9, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Capital University

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.

I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.

by capalum October 21, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Leeds University

THE University in the North of England. The only option for fun, frollicks and a f*cking good time.

Don't even look anywhere else, apply to Leeds University and get your drinking hat on.

by Paul Strachan May 6, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


leicester university

A university in Leicester, England for people who are smart but were too lazy to actually do any work during A-Levels. Known for drugs, sex and complaining about the price of VKs.

Not to be confused with De Montfort, the other university (term used loosely) in Leicester which is a shithole for shit people.

"Where do you go to University?"

"Leicester University"

"Oh, DMU?"

"Absolutely not."

by uradbro February 28, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of Colorado

The University of Colorado has great academics & research. It is ranked the 11th best public school in the world. CU has the hottest girls anywhere. Academics are rivaled only by the parties. The Hill is where everybody lives and parties. Pearl Street has upscale shopping, bars, and street performers. Too many Californians come here and think they own the place. Everybody gets high. Yuppie-Hippies. World class skiing. EVERYBODY is white (except for a few asians). Denver kicks ass and is only 20 minutes away. Bums everywhere, Norlin 420! Sunny 300+ days a year, The Flatirons, GDI Liberals, Decent Greek System, Nitro

Are you going to the University of Colorado football game?

Maybe, after I pack another bowl.

by John Walter Wayland May 8, 2008

378๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


Temple University

It's not the Harvard of Philly, it's the Princeton on Broad Street. Or at least that President Adamany's dream.

Temple University is located in Majestic North Philadelphia.

by .... ... May 28, 2005

338๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Steven Universe

A show of plump characters, Thin characters, And plump... and thin at the same time characters...? The show follows 4 Gems, One of which is half human half Gem, Known as the Crystal Gems, It's a good show, And has good animation and story, It's depressing and funny.

I love Steven Universe!

by ๐ŸŒธa e s t h e t i x๐ŸŒธ July 6, 2018

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