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Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.
The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.
I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.
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Horrible excuse for music. Fueled by suicidal thoughts and self-hate.
FUCK I AM SUCH A SOCCER-WATCHING RETARD SPIC THAT IM GOING TO LISTEN TO VIKING METAL AND CUT MYSELF.... it makes me feel better
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When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho
Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense
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This is a cool group in a roblox game called "prtty much evry bordr gam evr" unlike kc remember kids kc<vc
(Random noobie) Hey look some cool Viking Cheiftain's wow
(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!
(kc 1) gets killed by vc
(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding
Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!
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Any kind of horn striking a vagina
The girl that was doing the running of the bulls in Spain got a Viking Death Grip from the lead bull
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The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.
Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"
The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.
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When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina
Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
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