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Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?
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Astrology, palm reading, cosmos quizzes, and all that mystical bullshit that guys use to get girls saying 'wow, that's interesting'
it can also be stories that make them respond emotionally.
AFC: how did you get to lay her so fast man?
PUA: i just fed her some chick crack and she was all over me!
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Someone who needs crack to get through the day...
The Loginator is a massive crack fiend.
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Adderall. It's a pharmaceutical amphetamine prescribed to people with attention deficit disorder. It is also abused by people without attention deficit disorder as a performance enhancer. It is often abused by college students to study vigorously for extended periods of time.
Dude, I sold my entire script of Adderall on campus in one day.
Yeah that stuff is college crack.
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Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.
Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.
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A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass
I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.
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An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.
Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.
Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.
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