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The duck butter under an uncircumcised penis
I just got done working out, I got a bad case of hood gravy
Takes from the hoes and gives to the virgins
Duuddddeeeeee, had the craziest idea let’s do a throbbing hood
Pronounced hood (VIP) in separated letters.
This word is usually used to describe some one rich and well known in town
A: homie look over there theHood VIP is in town
B: respect to him
having sex with a girl in a dark room. You stop and tell her you need to use the restroom. Get up and be sure to leave the lights off. Instead of going into the bathroom door, go out the main door where your buddy is patiently waiting. Have him come in with the lights still off to tax it for awhile while she still thinks its you. While he is digging her guts out you go outside and knock on the window and wave to her.
the girl wanted me for years...so Jeff and I hood swapped that ho to get her off my nuts.
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Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
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My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".
"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"
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Pulsatile erection sheathed in a condom pre-final destination.
After fumbling in the dark Mandy turned on the light and gasped with delight at the size of Wayne's throbbin hood.
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