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A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.
If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.
To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)
Rusty roof, damp cellar,
Rusty roof, flooded cellar,
Rusty roof, mildew cellar.
damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?
yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?
uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
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When two friends decide to go on the roof and engineer a way to climb on your friends' mom's roof.
Ok I'm bored, let's do some mothafuckin' co op roof climbing bitch!
I want to have the roof tiled with tarts
Throwing The Peace Sign Out Of The Sun Roof Of A Vehicle. As You Leave The Place...
As I Hoped in to my wip. I chunked up that, DUCE OUT DA ROOF!
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An expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn't going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.
(Dylann Roof was a neo-nazi who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if Roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)
Last years memes are deader than dylann roof,
When Lee Oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed JFK, he was deader than dylann roof,
King Tut is deader than dylann roof,
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The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.
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A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.
"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.
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