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The Smoked Salmon Experience
is when you eat a girls vagina
while smoking a cigarette
Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?
Moose: It was an experience
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A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.
'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.
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One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.
This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"
Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."
Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
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A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.
while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!
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The loose lips of a well used vagina that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.
Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.
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When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.
Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.
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