Random
Source Code
Random
anyone who refuses to share their things with you
"Stop being such a pig wad with that"
2👍 3👎
a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.
Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original
Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.
Humberto: Technically I am.
Jeff: Technically? So that means no.
Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now
Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
11👍 35👎
A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.
Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.
3👍 6👎
When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.
Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!
1👍 1👎
n. (noun) A person who you arent sure if you clearly understand their intentions and also are not sure if they understand their intentions. A person you would not leave alone in your house.
Leigh: I am not sure If we should leave Mike here while we both aren't home.
Josh: Yeah, I am pretty sure he is a sketch wad.
1👍 1👎