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Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"
Theo is an incredible person, his name means 'god' after all, and he'll make friends easily and he'll never over-do it :)
He probably loves K-pop or something a bit different, but he barely cares because he loves it :3
He can get a bit savage but it's oki (〜￣▽￣)〜
Them: "Favourite frien-"
Us: "THEO!"
Theo is a person with more leg then upper body, A shit australian accent, and gives a 1 million mile stare. A Theo also has emo hair, and only has baggy clothes.
Guy - Damm that person looks wierd.
Other guy - He must be a Theo.
Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.
"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"
massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
A religious explanation making no sense.
The preacher's theo-illogical explanation of sexual relationships was laughable.