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The late-night drives with immaculate vibes, often enjoyed with music to destress or just cause.
"I went for a therapy road last night after studying for 5 hours straight. It was amazing."
Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
Multi-use term that describes using the butt of a male or female as a medium for therapeutic purposes.
John: Last night I was feeling blue so Margaret let me fondle her butt, followed by a good face to ass session, ending with anal penetration. It was complete butt therapy.
Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
The thing that we all need (for FREE).
Therapy the thing that we need.
Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.
Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?
Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!
A corrupt practice that does nothing but placate the masses with a sordid past that's filled with malpractice and malfeasance.
Hym "Therapy serves no purpose other than to try to convince people to prioritize being 'people,' being the abstract phantom, over being 'the self.' The inevitable outcome of therapy is just more therapy."