Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

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a bit of a handful

difficult to look after, especially children and animals.

Your son can be a bit of a handful at times.

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Pimp Hand

1. The hand used to smack your ho's around.

2. The ability to be a pimp who has control over his ho's and brings in mad money as a result.

1. "My hos know that they will get a strong pimp hand if they don't do as I say and bring me cold hard cash hourly."

2. "My pimp hand is strong, that's why I have all this gold jewelry and flashy clothes" - or - "My pimp hand is weak, and my ho's aren't representin'"

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jazz hands

A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.

The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.

Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.

I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.

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hands of stone

Nickname of legendary Panamanian boxer Roberto Duran. In spanish, it translates to "Manos de Piedra". Generally recognized as one of the greatest lightweights to ever have lived, he won all his title matches in the lightweight divison, all but one by kayo. While Roberto Duran's original nickname was Rocky, as he began knocking out guys left, right and centre at 135, it became "Manos de Piedra" or "Hands of Stone".

There have been many great lightweights in boxing history: Joe Gans, Benny Leonard, Pernell Whitaker; and of course the legendary Hands of Stone, Roberto Duran.

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back-hand

using the back side of your hand to smack someone against their face.

I'm gonna back-hand you if you don't shut up!

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hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.