Think Outside the Fox

The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.

Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.

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Australian Think Tank

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.

Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

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thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

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I'll think about it

When you ask your crush to go out with you but she replies with "I'll think about it

"you're going to fast with this" "I'll think about it"

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I've Been Thinking

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

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I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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think it believe it achieve it

you can do anything if you think you can and believe you can

bob said we cant beat them i said hey think it believe it achieve it