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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
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slang for taking a dump on the moon
oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich
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the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
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A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.
Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!
Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.
Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Well of course I'm talking about Pentagon, this 9 beautiful creatures, who made my life brighter and happier.
Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)
If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe
STAN TALENT STAN PENTAGON
This 9 creatures who made my life prettier can make your life prettier too if you stan