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A semi-complex metaphor used to discretely tell your friends how close you are to laying the pipe or fucking a chick with the girl and/or her friends right in front of their faces.
Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"
Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
A nail through an olive is a symbol for only one. The one. The only being on this earth wise yet wretched enough to have slain the stubbornness that is of the moon. The only Pat to have patted the gotten. The only to have got it down pat. I repeat, got it down pat.
Bitch its my birthday so olive juice or crocodile tears? Yeah, fucking nailed it. Like, you know, a nail through an olive.
When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push
If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.
Having to perform a task while very hungover. Most commonly used to mean having to perform your job at work while suffering from a bad hangover.
“Give Jimmy a break. He may not be performing to his usual standard, but he’s banging through the sauce today.”
THE Glass Pipe aka ..The Glass BBQ or The Crystal Pistol ....
Look at that wired gronk,
He's been twirling on the "See Through Didgeridoo" all night ,
he"s off his head .
a thong that you can see through
damn! that girl was wearing a see through thong yesterday
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