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to right ones blunder.
originates from falling over in a public place such as in school and pretending you are down there to tie ones laces, no matter how bad or obvious the fall.
can also be taken out of context, used as a metaphore and used in the event of social faux par or sporting blunder
(in trying to kick a football falling over in a most awkward fashon)
one would do a forward roll and tie ones laces like that was his intention in the first place
(man falls down an escalator in shopping centre with many witnesses) (fall must end in tying laces possision to have any effect, any injuries will be overlooked in a good doubble knot finish)
- are you alright mate?
- yeah, just tying my laces
(homo-erotic, racest or genuinly disturbing or offencive remark made in front of company or friends)
- nah, u need to tie your laces for that one son
(coming out of the toilet with ones genitalier still on show)
- cough* i think u need to tie your laces budy. signal to area in question*
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A female is lying down. A male then approaches her and crouches down over her face. He the proceeds to put his balls in and out of her mouth (teabagging) and also takes a shit just under her neck at the same time. Thus completing the Louisiana Bow-Tie.
Tom Louisiana Bow-Tied Juliana.
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To tie another's ballsac around another's neck into a bow-tie.
Guy 1: That guy over there looked at me wrong o.o
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm gonna give him a Russian Bow-Tie.
Guy 2: .....
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The act of slitting someone's throat then pulling their tongue out the slit there for looking like a neck tie.
When I found out he killed my best friend i gave him a cambodian neck tie.
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A 300+ pound 20 year old male who is known as the "Lord of the Wash" for his mastery of getting "washed", or drunk. He is rarely seen not wearing a elaborate custom tie-dye. He drinks heavily and has a large vocabulary of unique slang.
Tie-Dye Bro is such a fucking hog. He drank 5 forties last night.
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Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar
Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a person's tracheostomy (the opening in the neck mad by doctors for severe long problems caused by smoking), the deeper in you go the more your balls look like the underside of a bow tie!!!
The only problem with Victoria is the fact that she has a tracheostomy from smoking all those years. But i was able to give her a cincinnati bow tie as she held her breathe!!!
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