The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.

Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.

Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

bench-snapping

what you would call goh members, a crew full of retards!

"seen those bench-snapping DL's?"
"Ohhh you mean those goh freaks? they are all special ed"

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.

I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later