Midtown Clowns

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.

I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.

two clown

The act of one upping somebody.

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!

Nigger the clown

A black man who grows pirate-like hair that resembles that of a clown.

Tyrone, why did you let your hair grow so long? Forget Bozo, you look like "nigger the clown." The Barnum and Nigger circus might kidnap you now.

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Clown Rodeo

Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.

Hey bro lets run a CLOWN RODEO on that dirty ass hoe!

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whore clown

A slutty whore starved for attention that spackles her face with foundation and paints eyebrows on her forehead in the hopes of being penetrated. Usually accompanied by hoola hoop sized earrings. They also chew gum violently. Their normal uniform is a windbreaker outfit with matching shoes.

That drunken whore clown hugged me at the club and left one of her eyebrows on my shirt.

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Billo The Clown

Another name for Bill O'Reilly, who is well-known for his lies and distortions. Invented by Keith Olbermann.

Billo The Clown, Today's Worst Person of The World

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Down To Clown

A phrase meant to convey your willingness to participate in something; A way of saying "yes," that expresses genuine excitement and/or happiness.

So, Talisa...Would you like to knock some boots?
Sure, George, I'm 'down to clown!'

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