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Noun:
One who's intelligence is likened to excrement.
Bitches be all ass-shats!
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A chatty conversation that degenerates into flaming.
"...so, did you see that awesome movie yesterday?"
"Yeah, it sucked ass!"
"Are you kidding? It was epic!"
"You're a fuck face!"
"Oh, is that the best you can do, well..."
...
"@#&!@*#~! @#*($*@!~!! @#$(*!@(#*!@)$@$^$%(!!!"
"Right back at ya, big boy. Wow, this has been quite the shit shat."
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Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.
Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!
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when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.
person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?
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The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.
Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.
Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector
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To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.
Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.
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when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.
that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
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