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When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
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a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot
Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."
Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."
when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day
we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting
To take part in a sexual activity.
1. Can you come out tonight?
Tumbling the turtle, sorry..
2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?
We were tumbling the turtle.
Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.
hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?
When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.
I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off
A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger
If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.
Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!
Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.