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Curb Rash

One who receives an abrasion to the face from falling under the influence.

Julia, that's a nasty bit of curb rash you've got there. You lush you.

by Stu Neighbour September 12, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Curb Your Entourage

An activity which takes place on any given summer HBO Sunday night when one sits to watch an epic hour of subscription television involving Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage back to back. While preforming this act of watching these programs, one is said to be "Curbing their Entourage"

Jack: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
John: Tuning in to HBO to watch an exhilarating Sunday night feature
Jack: You're going to Curb Your Entourage?!? ...Epic
John: Epic

by HBOlover September 15, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)

" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"

by taylor lairsey September 8, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian Curb Stomp

Beat someone to the ground and then shoot them in the head on a curb.

Grand Theft Auto 4 - Russian Curb Stomp

by shizzletown July 23, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


CURB YOUR DOG

A campaign started a few years back by a rogue organization that is currently viewed as PETA's worst enemy. The organization is known for placing 'PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG' signs all over the world, urging people to smash their dogs into the curbstone at the side of the road.

Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.

Jimmy's dog was taking a dump right at the entrance to the park. He saw the sign on the fence: PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG.

Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.

by tongueNcheeky September 2, 2006

129๐Ÿ‘ 518๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian curb job

a russian curb job is when a person knocks out another person, puts their open mouth on the curb, with their teeth on the concrete, and kicks them in the back of the head, breaking many teeth.
(brains may come out, and head may flatten)

if you have an example, your sick...
Joe: so i gave this ass a russian curb job last week.
Devon: wow, dentures for life for that ass...

by aceponyboy October 26, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Curb-stomping Shoes

Baller-ass dress shoes made for the explicit purpose of curb-stomping the fuck outta people.

Most are made out of gator skin, snakeskin, or leather. Such material varies on your class of person and how baller you really are.

William: Shiiit, czech out these Curb Stompers I picked up from the mall. They're purple gator skin, does it get more baller than that?

Rolando: Those are some straight-up curb-stomping shoes, that's for sure. I don't understand your taste in color.

by Chev Chelios FTW October 10, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž