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The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.
"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."
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A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.
Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!
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Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.
Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"
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when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.
cory:what did you do last night?
nick: me and my girl did a sideways ketchup bomb.
cory: aw sick!
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When having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle, and she orgasms. Thus squirts on you. Earning ones Red wings often comes with this act.
Bro 1: Hey bro, you ever been in a ketchup fight with your bitch?
Bro:2 Hell yea. Just last night.
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When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef