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A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
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Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.
Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.
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Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.
Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"
Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
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Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.
Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
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A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.
Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.
Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.
alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.
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The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.
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someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP
annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!