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leaves that gets you high, and give you super natural powers!makes you want to fuck (if you get the good kind)
me:puff puff pass asshole!
nikki:wait i aint got the munchies yet!
me:lets go skinnydipping and drowned eachother!
nikki:ok but before that i have to shit and eat some cookies!
me:bring the dutch bitch
nikki:of course we have to smoke that pound before we try and kill each other
me:roll it up hoe
nikki:i did while i was talkin to your dad
nikki:(puff...puff...puff)here skank
me:i have a better idea lets go to the mall and steal some shit and sell some weed for $10 a nic and buy some more MJ
nikki:lets go
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A mild hallucinogen that gives a since of good well being, strange thinking and makes shitty food taste great..but unfortunatly it takes you down a road that leads to either lame rich kids, the gutter, or the pen..and weed isnt strong enough to make you feel good about the fact you are shitting out pancakes because Tyrone keeps pounding your asshole
Dude wanna go smoke some weed?
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A Stupid drug that people smoke to:
1. Have fun because they are such pathetic morons and can not have fun without something influencing them.
2. Look cool. they do this because they actually are boring and unliked.
3. Forget about things bothering them. of Course, All the things come back afterwards but they decide to destroy thier bodies and brains while they wait.
Your just oh so Cool Because you smoke weed.
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noun. term of affection for a generic or pleasantly bland houseplant, such as violets, aloe vera, or any other common non-hallucinogenic houseplant.
I went to Target to get a weed this weekend.
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Marijuana. Lighter drug used by people who think it is "less dangerous" than "ordinary" drugs.
Get a life people, get happy by doing good things instead of fucking up yourselves.
Look who's smoking the weed, I wonder if he has problems at home?
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1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.
2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.
Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!
Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!
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What losers who can't face reality do. Oh yeah, and It DOES hurt you. It causes cancer. People who smoke weed need to get lives and make something of themselves.
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