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The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
The hotel chair was covered in Trucker Nuggets.
A trucker is a cool person that delivers goods to us.
Some of the best ways to identify 1 is to look for these stereotypes sometimes had trouble walking usually has a burnt left arm usually def in the left ear almost always has a wrecked right shoulder always wears a flat bill mesh backed baseball cap usually smokes cigars and absolutely always wears a trucker headset, hell he probably wears that thing to bed. But over all he’s probably a pretty nice guy so just look for these characteristics and thank a trucker for all he does for you.
A trucker is a cool person
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“Jimmy is a such a TRUCKER for stranger things!”
A person who like trucks and likes to fuck, a trucker is a very kind person, a very nice friend.
OH.... look at that trucker.
When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
The momma truck to the young trucker.
The young trucker fucked the Mother Trucker.
The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.
Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....
Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”