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To finger (Rub exitedly and vigerously) the genitals of the opersite sex whilst watching twilight, new moon or any other film of the twilight saga.
Quite often taking place in a public cinema, although most twi-hard fans are too obsorbed in the film to notice.
As soon as the cinema lights were dimmed Danie oppened up her legs and tony got his fingers ready and begain twilighting her. She strugged hard to hide her screams throughout the movie.
Their friend, Wells, didn't notice a thing the whole time.
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noun | (1) The commencement of a downfall, associated with something that will never get better.
(2) The loss of good looks or youth.
That bitch has reached her twilight. Time to find a new nds
Your ricer has reached its twilight, better get a new ride.
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An overly popular book/movie that is the current trendy thing to read as of January of 2009. This book singularly threw the old concept of the mythical vampire out the window. Everything from mortal thralls, to the drinking of human blood has been thrown out for the central character in this "book". It also happens to be wildly popular with most juvenile girls. Fans of this book/movie tend to defend it with admirable loyalty, but their defense is usually half assed and not very well thought out or presented.
-Have you read Twilight? It's the best!
-No, I haven't, I refuse to dim myself down with that "romantic" drivel that's the current trend.
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An overrated teen sensation, released in 2005. Written by the inexperienced Stephenie Meyer, the badly presented, two-dimensional characters include the most famous Edward Cullen, who is the most perfect being ever to walk the planet. Meyer describes these sparkly things as 'vampires', though they are more accurately referred to as 'meyerpires' or 'steroided cannibals'.
"Oh my Gosh! Have you read Twilight?"
"No."
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRAZY *beats with bat*"
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today was really fucking Twilight.
"holy fucking Twilight"
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A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).
Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
"Hey man, have you read Twilight?"
"I'd rather get raped by a cactus"
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an awesome song by Vanessa Carlton!
And I will never see the sky the same way and
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
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