u tryna?

The best pickup line of all time. There is no debate. Just ask the bitches... they'll know.

Busty: yo korman u tryna?
Korman: no shit i've been tryna my whole life
***hard fuck for 3 minutes***

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u/spez

To edit comments on a particular subreddit

Also the CEO of Reddit

Redditor: u/spez suck

Spez:*edits comment*
Redditor: u/spez is amazing

u/spez

A cuck.

Fuck u/spez

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u/DeepFuckingValue

A reddit user who turned $60k in GameStop ($GME) Calls into over 40 million dollars as of 1/27/21. He is an active user on r/WallStreetBets, the subreddit dedicated to sending the stock market until you have extreme returns.

His name can be abbreviated as DFV.

Dude! u/DeepFuckingValue’s GME calls just hit 100 million dollars! 🚀🚀🚀

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Trump U!

Rallying cry of entitled, bigoted, misogynistic white males when faced with the prospect of actual informed political discourse.

When faced with facts, the office troll started spluttering "Trump U! Trump U!" as he was escorted to HR.

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no u infinity

The ultimate comeback, stronger than even “no u”. Cannot be countered by any other “no u” or it’s related counterparts.

Steven: ur mom gay lol
John: ur dad lesbian
Steven: no u
John: don’t make me do it
Steven: no balls
John: no u infinity
*Steven implodes into singularity, creating such a strong gravitational force in which he engulfs everyone*

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u succ

The greatest insult known to man, next to No U.

Person 1: I might’ve accidentally burned your house down...
Person 2: u succ
Person 1: *GSAP*