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Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government
I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!
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When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.
Boy : I'm your daddy !
Girl: You're just Uncle Paul
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A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.
"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"
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to take with out asking permission.
Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece of chicken.
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Another word for Uncle Sam. The concept that Uncle Sam is everyon's pimp because he takes his share of your money before you get your share.
Uncle Sugar always gets his cut, he has taken quite bite out of my paycheck.
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A man who is named as an uncle but is not actually related to the person. Ugly Uncles are normally a group of old friends who have grown old together and spend their days drinking beer, talking shit and giving out unsolicited advice to others. Ugly Uncles often fall asleep in their chair after too many drinks, often loose belongings such as hearing aids and have been known to pick up the wrong personal items (such as phones and wallets) when they leave a social event.
Who's that licking the floor over there? That's Phil he's one of the ugly uncles, don't take too much notice, it only encourages him to continue acting like a twat.
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When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.
This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.
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