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The v-shaped smear of feces, sweat, and butt-lint found on the rear part of a toilet seat. The v shape comes from the gap between the buttocks, and the feces, sweat, and butt-lint come from ineffective wiping techniques.
I was going to poop at the restaurant, but the only toilet there had a forbidden v.
The biological son of Vector and Walter White.
After Vector and Walter White got married, they decided to have a child together. They named him Chester and added a V to his name in honor of his father, Vector, and thus Chester V was born
wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares
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A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.
A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.
I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!
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1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.
2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.
1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!
2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!
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"Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages.
...Thanks for your comments.
V/R
John
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Eating out a girl on her period
Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"
Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)
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