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Some shit-town about 40 minutes from Richmond, VA. Everyone knows everybody and chances are you've slept with your cousin. Rednecks are everywhere and they guys have girls knocked up by the truckload. The guys also cheat on their fiances too.
"Have you been to Powhatan, Virginia?"
"That shit-hole? Yeah, I met my ex husband there and turns out he had a 5 month pregnant girlfriend on the side!"
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Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.
Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon
The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.
The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."
"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"
"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
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Okay, so I live in NOVA and I just got really pissed when I read this Southern Virginian bastard's definition:
"So Northern Virginia, please do the rest of the state a favor, and become part of Maryland. Northern Virginia you're money will not be missed because you have no class."
Our money will not be missed? Excuse me, but Northern Virginia pays a huge percent of the state taxes compared to its size. So our money goes to you Southern wankers so you can actually go to a decent school. And maybe we will leave, then at least our hard-earned money won't go to ungrateful assholes like you.
Most Southern Virginians have never been to Northern Virginia, they're just making up things to make us look bad because they know we're better than them.
Most of us aren't spoiled brats, our parents *just* make a lot of money. We are most definitely not snobby.
-I've lived in Reston (NOVA) for a very long time, and I can just say I met some of the truest, funniest, smartest, beautiful (on the inside, and out), and most down-to-earth people in my entire life. I've met so many FUCKEN AMAZING people and I love them all to death.
Stop stereotyping us because you have no fucking idea of anything in Northern Virginia.
So go get a life fuck yourselves, Southern Virginians, you know no one else will.
(Hey, if you're a Southern Virginian and you don't hate us Novans, I didn't mean you. I'm only being a bitch because someone else was.)
Southern Virginian: Northern VA has no class, no money, no decent people.
Northern Virginian: Oh look whos talking.
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A manure farm in southwest Virginia with students roaming the fields, but they are hard to spot due to the high quantity of camouflage. Among the depressing, grey, lifeless buildings, students find their sole source of happiness in eating fresh, organic farm waste. No national title - they couldn't get into UVA cuz they can't spell it - SAD!!
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Virginia Tech student: Well it all started when I was accepted to both UVA and Virginia Tech...
Therapist: Yes, go on.
Virginia Tech student: ...and I chose Tech
Therapist: Oh I see
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A part of Virginia that is one of the richest (Great falls, Ashburn, Centreville, Chantilly,Arlington, Sterling ect) but yet over populated with illegal immigrants and Spanish and Asian gangs. Arlington, Alexandria, Falls Church, Manassas, PWC, and even Loudon County have some of the worst illegal immigration problems in the nation. Allot of Northern VA is turning into a little Haiti or something except more like a little Honduras. There are Peruvian and el-Salvadorian places galore in NOVA. An entire part of Falls Church is all Vietnamese. A section of Alexandria City called Arlanda is known as little El-Salvador (Its on wikipedia!). Annandale has a section that is all in Korean. I can’t read that shit. It starts to make me wonder is this even America? I don’t know how this is one of the richest places when New York or New Jersey cost almost twice the cost of living it does here. And that’s a fact! Overall if you decide to come check this place out The city of Alexandria is probably the only one I would check out. And for the Centreville and Chantilly people that keep putting up this and that about there the gang capital of NOVA bullshit. Let me make this perfectly clear NOVA is soft except for Alexandria and the outskirts of Falls Church like Culmore. So shut the fuck up. And for southern Virginians that hate us for well, why? Fuck off get a life. I would much rather live here that in the seven cities or Richmond simply because there is a hell of a lot more to do here than down there. That southern hospitality talk is bullshit most people in Richmond are assholes. VA Beach is a hick town with ignorant ass people and the same crime rates as NOVA so stop acting all thug and shit. Here’s my point Alexandria 6.0 per 100,000. Virginia Beach 5.6 per 100,000. Suffolk co is one of the safest counties next to Fairfax look it up on wikipedia SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I live in Northern Virginia.
I used to like Northern Virginia.
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A redneck, white-trash hellhole. Plain and simple... career politicians have ran this state into the ground the past seventy years. No job or career opportunities here as well. The #1 outsourcing state in the nation, for outsourcing their future as in the kids who grew up in West Virginia but left for a better future.
West Virginia sucks!
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The best place that you could ever live! alexandria is the shit! We are in no way hicks cuz northern virginia is cosmopolitan and ecpsecially alexandria. we are so close to D.C. and yet so close to greenery and nature. Old Town is the wealthy area of Alexandria. Suck on that!
hick: i'm from reston
alexandrian: fuck suburbs, im from alexandria. ever heard of sidewalks?
hick: i suck.
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