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When you go on a 48+ hour bender, and aren't able to remember anything
He turned 21. He just got back from his Irish Vacation.
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going to jail.
spending time in prison
spent some time at the graybar hotel
I haven't seen him in quite a while.
Maybe he took an Irish vacation
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When you realizing what/who you're leaving behind as you go on vacation and missing it/them already.
Megan is going to Vietnam. A week before she leaves school, reality hits her that she won't see her friends/best friend for a long time. She develops pre-vacation syndrome (PRVS) and feels "out of place", and begins missing her best friends before she even leaves.
Post beach vacation depression-
The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.
Symptoms include:
Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...
"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...
Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!
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The worst movie ever.
Includes a bunch a dum ass niggas
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This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.
Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.
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(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.
1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"
2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"