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Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.
After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.
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Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening
"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"
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A condition of a female's reproductive organ in which it grows series of reciprocating, jagged teeth that effectively destroy and consume any male genitalia in the general vicinity.
"As Nelson regained consciousness he realized he fell victim to the whorish woman's vaginal fury."
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Upon the premise of a one night stand your partner will afterwards guilt you into a realtionship.
1) All I wanted was to capture her cookie, instead I feel into her vaginal trap.
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A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
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a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
I can't have sex this week 'cause my black vagine is killing me!
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A vaginal rot is when a woman showers once a week and gets her period in the middle of that week and has a rotten, bloody vagina and does not care to take care of the problem at all untill someone notices the smell, and informs her of the smell.
Girl 1: "Gross, what is that smell?"
Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."
Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"
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