Verbally Illiterate

Stan

He can't. He's verbally illiterate and doesn't know how to fucking speak. Periodt.

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verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

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Verbal Arsonist

Name given to someone who, when given the mic, lights the place on fire with their vocal talents. This generally includes, but is not limited to free-style rapping and/or karaoke.

Damn son, Greg and JJ are straight verbal arsonists on the mic tonight.

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Verbal Handjob

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

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verbal slut

a girl who pretends to be ur friend so she can go out with your friends

hi liz your such a verbal slut

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Verbal Diarrhea

its when some one keeps on talking total, utter crap and i just keeps on going and going, so bad that it smells fuckin rancid, just take it from me, evry prep is like that

Xaqua:happyb dat to u happy b day to u happybday to UUUUUUUU!!!!!!happy b day to U!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;}

Cronus:jesus christ stfu!!!!! u have the worst case of verbal diarrhea!!!!!

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Verbal Collision

When you're twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. Speak to people? I wouldn't, because you're going to disgrace yourself.

Anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. Warning from a well-wishing friend: 'Beware the verbal collision - it might just happen...'

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