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A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper
Omg I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
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to perform your usual daily/weekly routine
during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka
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A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.
Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.
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to perform your usual daily/weekly routine
during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka
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the best drink in the hole world purchasable from lidl.a phat party is not phat without it.abr.VLI
1.im rely thirsty lets get some vli
2.vli rox my sox
3.pas me a botl of vli so i can get wankerd.
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Any brand of vodka with male ejaculate in it. It has to be from a man and not from a women other wise it would be gross and gay. Also cannot be your own or pre frozen seamen.
Alex: I could really go for a shot of vodka.
Brian: If you'd like I could make it a vodka skeet skeet?
Alex: Why that would be splendid Brian thank you.
1min49sec later
Brian: Here you go my good man.
Alex: Thank You.
Eric: SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!
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A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.
M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare
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