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waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.

Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.

by irish donkey June 29, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

by Daddy Doo August 30, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017


waxing the wrap

Masterbation with a condom on.

I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.

by crazypaws November 22, 2019


wax trot

Removing the hair on your legs or buttocks by being dragged behind something especially a horse.

Damn man I lost so much hair on that slide it felt like I'd gone for a wax trot

by Zacharious Polk October 30, 2015