Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.

Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."

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wack attack

An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.

"Dude where'd you go?"

"I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."

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Wack

To "Beat off" or "Choke the Chicken" or "beat the meat" or "rub the eye".
Also known as Rob's main agenda.

Hold on a sec while I wack it...

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Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.

I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!

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Bush Wacked

When somebody takes a giant crap on you and tells you everything is ok while doing so(sometimes smiling as they does it too). Making a mess and leaving you with the mess.

What’s the last thing that Bush(W) Bush Wacked in D.C. before he went home to Texas? Answer: A terd (turd), and he didn’t even flush! Good riddance you crappy ex-President. Thanks for taking a giant crap on U.S. Somebody send this guy a giant statue of a toilet for his crappy library. Why is he smiling? Get a mop.

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flap wack

When a man jacks off with an obse womans jelly rolls till he cums and lets it run down the side

Guy 1:Dude did you hear the john flap wack Jumbo sarah.
Guy 2 :Swear bro that sick bastard.

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Crazy-Wack

Adj., implying that something is Crazy and/or Wacky.
A more exaggerated and less formal way of implying something is odd.

John: "After those first for years, I can't believe that the country reelected George W. Bush!"

Joe: "I know, right? Crazy-Wack!"

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