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Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"
goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs
omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!
The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.
My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.
When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank
Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.
The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.
Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
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A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart
"Bro check out that girl she is so hot"
"Nah man she's just a Walmart Dime"