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Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Typical conversation:
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
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The most deadly of all british diseases.
Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"
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Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:
a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.
b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)
c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:
"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"
Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
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An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.
"That Paolo Beardini is probably just another southern wanker with a chip on his shoulder"
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That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!
HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.
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When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
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Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary
Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.