Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)

Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"

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wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

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wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

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ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

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wax hilaric

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.

My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass