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The wet daydream occurs during the day when you are thinking about laying the bone to some hottie and you get a rock hard boner, and after it (the boner) goes down, you have a few drops of splooge in your underbriefs. Some guys may have a full load in their pants, depending on how hot of a situation they were daydreaming about.
Member of the media: "Mr. Jobs, what product will you be unveiling today?"
Steve Jobs: "This is the new Ipod, it can play music, movies, make coffee, and print U.S. currency. It is really great"
Another member of the media: "What price can consumers expect to pay for this amazing device?"
Steve Jobs: "I will answer that as soon as I get back from the restroom, I just had a major wet daydream."
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When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
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Trying to get high with weed (in one form or another, blunt, joint, bong, etc.) but it being laced with a hard drug.
"Dude I haven't smoked since that party where I had a wet jimmy."
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The act of taking a dump right after you get out of the shower.
Dan couldn't wait to dry himself off after he got out of the shower, so he had to embark on a wet logride.
Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement
Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants
A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.
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When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.