Random
Source Code
Random
Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.
"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."
A man that likes to date fat woman.
My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler
The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.
Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.
Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?
Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"
Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.
"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."
(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...
grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...
a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl
" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"