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A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.
"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."
a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl
" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"
A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.
"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."
pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.
"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"
Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.
"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."
A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.
Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night
Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.