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Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.
Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.
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back wheels also known as a pair of bollocks or nuts
look at the size of his "back wheels"
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The biggest skank in; your town, city, or school. A girl that only has maybe 10 friends and the reason some people like her is because they just want to get some. She is also a bitch and has mood swings all the time and will be mad at you or you and your friends for no reason at all. She will also do stupid things for attention.
Taylor S is a skank on wheels because she has gone out with every guy in her school.
Dat bitch is pissed at me for no reason! What a skank on wheels!
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A series of 10 books that are all really, really long. Only for the most ultimate nerds to read, like me, because only nerds have the patience to get through all the damn books, although they are really awesome. Abbreviation is WOT.
Nerd1: Yay I just finished Shadow Rising! (book 4)
Nerd2: Ha I finished Winter's Heart! (book 9)
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In a group of friends, the one friend that is kept there as a backup, they do just enough to keep him/her around. Only to to stuff with when the usual crowd of friends can't. Like the spare tire on the back of your car.
Scott: Crap I've got 3 tickets and only Jake and Connor can go, Tanner said he couldn't go. I guess I'll have to see if Luke can go instead since we've got no one else.
Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?
Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.
The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).
Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:
1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.
"omg Jake your such an r on wheels."