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A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.
"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.
Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all
When you vomit at acceptable levels
The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels
Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)
There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.
Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.