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A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.
Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.
A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.
I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.
When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.
friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.
: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".
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a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
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