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An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.
There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.
I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
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Noun - a female of the C. Lupus species once abundant in North America but now with a reduced population due to destruction of it's territory. The female, as with any female in non domesticated species, is particularly known for her ferocity and protectiveness of her young.
Stan, you couldn't lead a starving bitch wolf with ten suckling pups to a three day old roadkill.
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What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call
"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.
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an alcoholics drink. vodka usually somewhere from $5-$10 USD for a liter. Minnesota's crunk drink for kids who dont give a fuck.
that silver wolf will get ya violent
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The act of getting road head with the kids asleep in the back seat while driving back to CT after a long weekend at Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos.
I think for Father's Day I am going to ask for a great wolf on the way home from the in-laws house.
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n. the act of anal sex followed by a blowjob
My first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. She drove a hard bargain. But, in the end, there are only winners in this game.
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A super hot, blond, bellydancing, Colombian pop star that sounds like she is yodeling all the time.
SHAKIRA!!!
ex. 1.) Rosie: Oh mah Gawd, I am totally not a Lesbian but that Shakira is such a She Wolf; she can bite me anytime.
ex 2.) Jeffery: Yanno I am not heterosexual but it would be fabulous if Shakira were to bite me too with her fierce She Wolf self.
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