A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”
“She boutta hit that sparky woody”
something that is woody, while also being sweet.
Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.
Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.
When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.
Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.
Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear
Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.